/* UAHAHAHA wicked witch laughter */
I tricked you, didn’t I?
Your precious Kate is not coming tonight. You’re actually never gonna see her again.
Instead you got the Baba Yaga, the old, old witch. Some people even say I’m the grandma of the Devil himself.
/* UAHAHAHA wicked witch laughter */
So why I’m so young and beautiful? And what happened to your friend?
She really wanted to come here tonight and give a speech. She took the S-bahn and in the middle of two stops the train stopped, the doors opened and fog and creepy creatures started to come in.
/* a SCREAM */
Kate run away with screams but the forest wasn’t any good. It was dark and cold and rainy.
/* wolf howling */
She was desperate. Suddenly she saw some lights in the dark. With her last breath she crawled there. There was a huge opening in the forest, a spot where my house stood. It’s not an ordinary house my house. It stands on two gigantic chicken legs and it can move. It has a spirit of its own. Sometimes it even jumps around like a crazy ecstatic dancer.
Instead of a fence I have bones with skulls of all the little children I have eaten. Maybe when you were a little boy or a girl in the East block or somewhere else and you didn’t want to go to sleep and you were crying then in the night in your bed you would hear this from the window:
/* KNOCK, KNOCK */
Well, that was me.
/* UAHAHAHA wicked witch laughter */
For you who had some sense you immediately shut up. All the others who continued crying they’re not among us anymore.
Back to your Kate. Before her last breath, before her spirit left with her soul and before her last heartbeat took place she told me about this place.
Baba Yaga: Are there any young children? – I inquired
Kate: No… there are many people.
Baba Yaga: Perfect, Perfect
So I flew out of my chimney, and I can tell you it’s a beautiful, beautiful night. This clear sky with just a few stars. There was a little bit of traffic around Halloween. Other witches want to go places.
So I landed here on the roof of the Technical University and I’m seeing some young blood here.
So, who is it going to be? You? You or you?
/* Baba Yaga runs away */
